You’ve seen the “Goth Look” get co-opted by mainstream fashion so many times that you no longer get snarky and dramatic about it- instead, you patiently wait for the trend to fall out of vogue so you can score great clearance items.
There’s an odd lady sitting in Starbucks moaning and groaning to herself while working on a crossword puzzle. Occasionally she’ll sort of writhe around in her seat. She sounds like she’s straining to poop. I can’t tell if she’s waiting for a laxative to kick in or wearing vibrating panties.
sometimes i just think of how awful it would be to be locked in a giant wax museum for a whole night, except every wax figure is Nicolas Cage, and then one of them is the real Nicolas Cage but you don’t know which one.